Explore Twisted Trivia Press – Home of Weaponized Weirdness, Deranged Facts and [REDACTED]

Look, you know it and we know it. It had to happen, right?
Sooner or later, someone was going to go there. Why not us?
(I say “us,” but it’s really just me. And maybe a few emus still wandering around. Possibly an armadillo or two. Haven’t seen them lately, but the slime trails suggest the snails are still active. Yuck!
Oh, and that creepy circus ringmaster guy is definitely lurking somewhere. Restraining orders don’t even faze him.)

But I digress.

Welcome to Twisted Trivia HQ, the online home of Twisted Trivia Press—which is really just a fancier, unnecessarily smug way of saying… me.
I’m Chris, the evil “genius” behind this fever dream of a publishing venture. “Genius” in heavy quotes, obviously. “Evil” might depend on your tolerance for dad jokes and dolphin innuendo.

So what is this place? What am I doing here? What are you doing here?
All excellent questions. And lucky for me, you’re pretending to ask them, or I’m pretending that you did—either way it gives me a great excuse to brag without looking like I’m bragging.
Not that I’m above bragging. I’d just rather do it sneakily.

Besides, it’s still up for debate whether there’s anything here worth bragging about. But hey, too late now. You’re here. Might as well poke around.

But before you dive in, you should probably know the rules.
Well… “rules” might be overstating things. Honestly, there aren’t that many—and the ones we do have? Almost always broken.
Except one.

The First Rule of Twisted Trivia HQ:
You must talk about Twisted Trivia Press.

Talk about it to your friends.
Talk about it to your enemies.
Talk about it to any stray cats and dogs, confused delivery drivers, or AI assistants pretending to be helpful.

Say it so often that when your mouth even starts to form a “T” sound, people in your life just groan, roll their eyes and leave the room.

It’s a rule.

Ahem.

Yeah… got a little carried away there.

But seriously—if this stuff gives you a laugh or even a “wait, WHAT?!” moment, pass it on. I’d appreciate it. I’d also love to know what you think (good, bad, or “needs more emus”) so maybe drop me a line.

So… What Is This Madness?
(…and Why should you stay longer than it takes to Google “do emus have knees?”)

Welcome (again) to Twisted Trivia Press, a proudly undersized publishing outfit run by one overcaffeinated human, a few morally questionable mascots, and whatever eldritch creature keeps leaving sticky notes with joke ideas in the fridge.

I (yeah, I’ll ditch the whole “we” and “us” pretense. You already know it’s just me) specialize in books, banter, and brain-tingling nonsense—think MythBusters, Monty Python, and The Tick… if they’d all been trapped in a Trivial Pursuit box during a lightning storm. In the Twilight Zone. Watching Saturday morning cartoons and eating sugary cereal.

What do I actually do around here? I write books designed to make you laugh, think, and occasionally question your life choices. And maybe my sanity. I dream up ridiculous contests nobody asked for. And I sometimes wonder exactly where and why in my misspent youth I took the turn that brought me here.

Who’s it for? Pop culture sponges. Pub trivia savants. Recovering Blockbuster employees. And the rare, noble souls who know who Chairface Chippendale is and aren’t afraid to admit it.

If that’s you, you’re in the right place.

So here’s the deal:
Go poke around the books (they’re fun, I promise).
Sign up for the newsletter if you want to be in on the latest mischief.
Keep your eyes peeled for Easter Eggs. I hide them everywhere.
And tell your friends. All of them. Even Michael. Especially Michael. He needs this.

And if a dolphin winks at you and says something like, “Is that a jellyfish in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”—just go with it. That’s Delphina. She’s incorrigible.