Welcome to the 10th Circle
…also known as “Legal Stuff Nobody Reads Anyway”
Congratulations! You’ve
stumbled into the deepest, darkest pit of this entire website: the dreaded fine print. Abandon sanity all ye who click here.
This is where we stick all the legal mumbo jumbo that our imaginary lawyers at Dewey, Cheatum & Howe told us to include—probably while billing us by the syllable.
So go ahead. Peruse. Marvel at the arcane language. And know that somewhere, there’s a demonic entity much like the judge above preparing an insanely long contract for you to sign. You’ll need a pin and a quill for this one. Or, maybe you’ll get lucky and it’ll be Elizabeth Hurley instead. You never know.
Hands off my stuff!
A.K.A. Copyright Notice
All content on this site including text, images, mascots, characters, jokes, and other original materials is © 2025 Twisted Trivia Press unless otherwise noted. Except for the emus. They hate it when anyone tries to “own” them. And they’re mean. All rights reserved.
Violators may suffer aggressive pecking at the beaks of those aforesaid emus. Just don’t. It isn’t pretty what they do.
Did you lose weight? You look GOOD.
A.K.A. ™️ Trademark Stuff
All trademarks, logos, and brand names referenced here are the property of their respective owners. Any use or parody of such marks is intended purely for commentary, humor, or affectionate mockery.
Hopefully, the respective owners have a sense of humor. Or are susceptible to flattery. Or both.
We can’t afford to be sued. You wouldn’t believe what snails charge for legal fees.
Don’t Try This at Home!
Humor & Satire Ahead – Proceed with Curiosity
This site is full of trivia, satire, parody, and pop culture–laced nonsense. Some entries are true. Others are not. Still others walk a fine line between the two—with a wink and a clipboard.
It’s all designed to entertain, surprise, and maybe even educate a little—but not to replace actual experts, textbooks, or licensed professionals (especially the kind who wear lab coats or robes).
In other words:
Nothing here should be construed as legal advice (that’s what snails are for—get your own!), medical advice (do we LOOK like doctors to you? Didn’t think so), or any other kind of professional, health, or personal guidance—especially where a license is involved.
(When we walk into the DMV, they just snicker and shoo us away.)
“Damn it, Reader—we’re researchers and trivia nerds, not lawyers or doctors!” Capisce?
So We Got a Little Sumtin’ Back. What’s It to Ya?
A.K.A. Affiliate Disclosure
So look, bizness is bizness, right? Some of these mooks we link to? They give us a little taste when they unload some product, ya get my drift? Nobody gets hurt, and it don’t cost you nuttin’. So do us a solid—check ’em out, maybe toss a few semolians their way, knowwhatimsayin’?
Hey… it’s a deal you can’t refuse.
And it keeps the emus from gettin’ angry.
You wouldn’t like ’em when they’re angry.
“I’ll Have The Spam, Spam, Spam, Surveillance and Spam.”
A.K.A. Email & Privacy Policy
Official Notice from the Department of Curious Correspondence
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We solemnly swear not to sell, lease, trade, barter, or scrawl your information on bathroom walls—no matter how many dark web overlords offer us shiny buttons in exchange.
Should you ever wish to cease receiving our epistolary delights, you may:
1. Click the “unsubscribe” link located at the bottom of any email,
2. Yell “BEGONE, FOUL INBOX DEMON!” into a bucket, or
3. Perform the Ritual of Unsubscribing involving a rubber chicken, a kazoo, and a notarized ferret.
If all else fails, thou may attempt to banish the infernal email demons with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. The procedure for deploying the Holy Hand Grenade is as follows:
“First shalt thou pulleth the pin.
Then shalt thou count to three. No more. No less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out…”
(But really—just click the link. Much less trouble.)
It’s Not My Fault! I Didn’t Do It!
A.K.A. General Disclaimer of Responsibility
Twisted Trivia Press is not responsible for:
Any beverage forcibly expelled from your nose while reading
Emotional trauma caused by incorrect guesses
Existential dread triggered by an emu wearing a tie
Heated arguments at trivia night
Loss of productivity due to compulsive binge-reading
Or breakups/divorces caused by your newfound trivia obsession
Basically, if you laughed, cringed, lost track of time, or ended up broke and alone…
you have our deepest sympathies.
But that’s still on you.
Still Conscious? Congratulations!
A.K.A. Closing Arguments
If you made it this far without summoning a demon, marrying a trivia-obsessed emu, or opening a cursed pop-up ad—or even worse from our perspective, falling asleep—give yourself a gold star.
Or better yet, go visit a less cursed page. You’ve earned it.
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